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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

Because ... It kinda looks like a backwards one and cheese is often stored cold?

Or is it meant literally, like just sometimes you feel the desire for cheese?

I'm afraid I don't get it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

my patented charcuterie lunch box:

  • jerky
  • cubed Colby Jack cheese
  • mixed nuts (I like cashews and almonds but you could probably do something cheaper like peanuts)
  • dried fruit (I like cranberries and apricots but again you might find something else is cheaper)
  • ritz or similar store brand crackers stored separately from the other items.

I buy the ingredients in bulk and pack them in small Tupperwares. they're great to graze with at work.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, your going to need some fiber with that, or it's going to feel like a brick when it comes out the other end.

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying I also need to eat half a jar of pickles

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] ratel@mander.xyz 3 points 41 minutes ago

You won't regret it!

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Nothing wrong with eating cheese for dinner.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Didn't know Bob Mortimer was on the fediverse

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Exactly this.

Some days I just give up and eat cheese as a meal.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Not sure about the 'light' part:

That's about 16x the calories. Delicious nonetheless! Pairs well with a Coors Light.