Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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Fucking hate them and chickens tbh. Eggs are just too good.
I may be lawful stupid, but I'm a good boy, goddamnit.
True stupid :D I love sheep! Their simplicity enchants me.
Absolutely nothing staring out of those square eyes
Chaotic Big should be a donkey
Haven't spent much time with cattle huh. Idk if any animal fits the lawful big square.
elephants. they mostly choose not to kill. mostly.
Balene whales. The ultimate lawful lifeform.
I would say rhinos rather than elephants, put elephants in neutral (although a bull in musth just wants to kill everything) and hippos in chaotic.
I have sheep, goats, pigs,ducks, chickens, a couple llamas, dogs, cats and a couple Hereford cows. The cows have been very easy going/playful in the time I've had them.
Well, just don't get complacent. Cows kill a lot of people.
True enough
I would argue the horses not being sorted in the "stupid" row...
There was too much stupid going around so they got pushed onto the other category.
Fair but they must be big. I don't have horses and haven't spent too much time with them. Never really liked them tbh.
Shetland Pony has entered the chat.
But then again, Shetties are not stupid...
I believe you
Seems about right, though I'd note that if you have geese, the rooster doesn't even begin to compare for chaotic bastard.
Geese can't cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.
Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.
Roosters are all weapon.
I believe it.
I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.
A human family .... in this case the farmers family ... would also fit in all those categories
lol, including the 'big', given the few farmers I've known.
funny but not true, i knew nice farmers