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[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 4 points 10 minutes ago (1 children)

having one of the most intelligent dog races in "stupid" is a bit offensive.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Offensive to who

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Chaotic Bastard is exactly right. Everyone thinks its geese or swans, and although they are truly bastards, roosters are raving rage filled lunatics.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Fucking hate them and chickens tbh. Eggs are just too good.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Prepotente, Donut, and Penelope are all appalled

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I may be lawful stupid, but I'm a good boy, goddamnit.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

True stupid :D I love sheep! Their simplicity enchants me.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Absolutely nothing staring out of those square eyes

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Chaotic Big should be a donkey

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Haven't spent much time with cattle huh. Idk if any animal fits the lawful big square.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

elephants. they mostly choose not to kill. mostly.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

Balene whales. The ultimate lawful lifeform.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I would say rhinos rather than elephants, put elephants in neutral (although a bull in musth just wants to kill everything) and hippos in chaotic.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I have sheep, goats, pigs,ducks, chickens, a couple llamas, dogs, cats and a couple Hereford cows. The cows have been very easy going/playful in the time I've had them.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Well, just don't get complacent. Cows kill a lot of people.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

True enough

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I would argue the horses not being sorted in the "stupid" row...

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago

There was too much stupid going around so they got pushed onto the other category.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Fair but they must be big. I don't have horses and haven't spent too much time with them. Never really liked them tbh.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Shetland Pony has entered the chat.
But then again, Shetties are not stupid...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I believe you

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Seems about right, though I'd note that if you have geese, the rooster doesn't even begin to compare for chaotic bastard.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I believe it.

[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Geese can't cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.

Roosters are all weapon.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca -3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

A human family .... in this case the farmers family ... would also fit in all those categories

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

lol, including the 'big', given the few farmers I've known.

funny but not true, i knew nice farmers