Not my kitchen... ๐ฉ
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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Cat belongs on the floor
Cat belongs on the counter. Next to the butter. With the butter dish uncovered.
-Cat
We have a beautiful living room that seats a dozen people. Nobody ever goes there. The entire family and guests prefer to squeeze around the 6-person kitchen table or lean against the kitchen counter. And we like it that way.
Please stay out of my kitchen
Especially when I'm doing prep. Don't anger someone with a knife in their hand.
Exactly. Unless you're cooking or cleaning GTFO of the kitchen. There is a living room, a porch, and several other places you can be. I even put the food in the dining room and people STILL want to stand in stupid places. If you come in then I'm giving you some shit to do. Here, take the trash out you vagrant or get the hell out of here.
My sister wanted to go to one of those acrylic art paint places for her birthday. We learned how to make designs with planetary, beach, or ocean vibes. I painted a serving board with a very serene scene of waves breaking, little islands and bars, and all topped with script font that reads, "if you're not cooking, fuck off"