I was deployed to iraq. I've rubbed one out in places and conditions you people can only dream of.
Trying to pop your load before you pass out from the 150 degree port-a-john is an experience you'll never forget.
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Thank you for your servicing yourself
Big hell yeah
All those loads will be lost in time, like tears in the rain
...like tears down the leg
Time to retry.
I've... done things you people wouldn't believe...
Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.
I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.
All those... moments... will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.
Time... to nut.
Dick Tugger 2049
Heard some nasty things about the Large Hadron Collider, kudos to you!
someone has a shit fetish
Not what that means lmao its in SPITE of the shit not because of the shit.
he said with his shit eating grin
keep digging boy
Or it’s Pavlovian training to the blue port-a-potty chemical smell from military service like Graham Platner
Wanna go a little farther on that thought for somebody that lives in Maine and campaigns for Graham? Getting really tired of this shit from people who don't live here. He's going to the Senate, get over it.
Sure-
Platner, according to The Maine Monitor, replied, “I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas***ter...that blue water smell conditioned me.”
You seem a bit sensitive and uninformed for a local advocate. Maybe calm down and look shit up first, I wasn’t disparaging the guy, it’s actually pretty endearing to me. But your comment is off putting, that’s the last thing he needs, people speaking for him that put off voters.
These things are not mutually exclusive.