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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 25 minutes ago

I always see people online answering lawyers to this question but after thinking about it I don't really understand why. Sure they might represent some horrible people but in the end they are just there to make someone gets due process.

I may have a theory but put your tin foil hats onMaybe it's a psyops from the prosecutors trying to discredit lawyers because they are making their jobs more difficult

I’m gonna suggest two:

  • anyone at all who works at ICE
  • anyone who works at an America health insurance company in any sort of managerial or leadership capacity
[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 3 points 52 minutes ago

Not mentioned yet, people working at real estate agencies (at least for renting). They take a lot of money from both sides and at best just unlock the houses so people can see them, at worst they are actively disruptive to the process.

[–] rmerc@lemmy.ml 2 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

Potentially unpopular response: engineers! I respect the knowledge and intellect, and I do not respect the deficits in curiosity and emotional intelligence. The engineers I know (some of whom I love) tend to be experts on the things they do know, but they don't know what they don't know.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 minutes ago

As an engineer, I can understand your sentiment. Unfortunately, it's a field that attracts a lot of smart and socially awkward people. Those whose heads enjoy engineering challenges often lack self awareness, and it results in either being really awkward or being obnoxious, or both. The "good ones" are less loud, so you don't hear from them as much.

SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS

[–] lolo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Chiropractors. It’s quackery performed by scam artists and idiots. A “ghost” told a crazy man about this magic during a seance, and his son saw a way to make a buck. The only thing it’s proven to do is cause paralysis.

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago

In the same vein, homeopaths, and psychics that take advantage of vulnerable people (aka all of them)

I miss James Randi…

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 46 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Marketing, particularly Ads people. They exist only to hype shitty products, primarily. Sure they might get eyeballs on unknown brands, but I feel like that's not what they are paid big bucks for.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 minutes ago

Marketing is an industry built around manipulating people to buy things they otherwise wouldn't be interested in buying. There's no redeeming quality; the entire premise is shitty.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 hours ago

Ads make me especially mad because there’s reasonable evidence to suggest they aren’t effective at increasing sales so the whole thing feels like a scam to waste everyone’s time and money

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I want to also ad the people who are determined to put ads on FUCKING EVERYTHING. I grew up in the 90s, I remember when gods damn gas pumps were silent... I remember when the flashiest thing we saw on the store was when the soda displays were made into cool shapes... Get off my lawn and take your damn roofing company sign with you.

[–] cujo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Fun fact: you can silence most gas pump ads by pushing the second-from-the-top button on the right-hand side of the gas pump screen... Not all pumps, and every now and then I encounter one that uses the third button down, but most pumps I've run into can be silenced.

It's unforgivable they've jammed ads into pumps full of disgustingly overpriced gas that you're already paying for...

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

keep an awl in the car... poke the speaker .

or, get some 3.5mm male ends and stick it into the headphone port for the bild folks. does it screw the blind/visually impaired from getting gas? sure..but it's an unfortunate side effect to saving all our ears. I wouldn't mind if I was blind, I'd just ask the attendant for assistance in pumping.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is there a statistically significant population of blind people pumping gas? If you struggle to pump gas unassisted, I'm honestly not sure how you would safely operate a vehicle.

If you're legally blind you cannot get a drivers license. And it doesn't take much to be legally blind.

That used to work but no longer does on a lot in my area. Stuffing recipts in the speaker holes could help if you know what I mean

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I have yet to run into any gas pumps with video ads personally, but this seems like a great way to drive EV adoption

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I miss ads from the 60s-80s that were just a info-dump on the product with very little hype. You actually got to learn about what they were trying to sell you instead of a bunch of bullshit and a logo at the end.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 58 minutes ago

Some ads I saw last year didn't even talk about the product, I had no clue what they were selling, other than a quirky relationship video

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 4 points 1 hour ago

Salespeople at car dealerships (used or new), and dealership owners moreso. In North America they benefit from protectionist laws to keep people from buying cars directly from manufacturers, which adds approximately $2k to the sale of each car on average. Pointless middlemen who are almost universally the worst people you can imagine. And the dealer service shops are not much better than scams either.

[–] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I despise tow operators (unless they exclusively work for repair shops) and their lesser cousins, car booters.

I'm also a "fuck cars" adherent, but tow operators are cop collaborators, and car booters are assisting them both to steal and ransom people's personal property at the behest of capital.

[–] dmajorduckie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Whatever people with MBA's do.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

No one on earth hates MBAs enough

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I still never remember what the fuck MBA stands for without looking it up, I can only think "Master Bachelor Associate" because I feel they're that pretentious; but, I know that's incorrect.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Master of business administration.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Hedge fund investors, CEOs, cops, self help industry folks, homeopathic medicine salespeople, organizational structure consultants, social media influencers,

just gonna keep adding,

Suburban development planners, strip mall developers, developers who displace PoC neighborhoods, anyone in health insurance in the US, Catholic not-for-profits writ large, Catholic priests, tourist helicopter pilots...

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why tourist helicopter pilots? Everything else speaks for itself so I’m curious about that one lol

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Ha, it is a bit personal I guess. They fly routes below 400ft continuously over parks, known landmarks adding noise pollution that really gets to you.

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Law Enforcement. Military personnel.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

HR managers. They are there to protect the company and not the employees

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Then I won't say but thats my answer

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's gonna be everyone's answer, hence I asked for anything else

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Elting@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No, he wouldn't have asked if he did.

[–] Elting@piefed.social 0 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

Seriously, why ask if you know the answer. Maybe ask what everyone's second most hated profession is? Y'know, cause I can read, and if you already know the first....

[–] Elting@piefed.social 1 points 5 minutes ago

It's not that DW is dumb, its that she is stubborn and obstinate about being told what to do. Clearly you understand what the post was asking, you are just upset because it didn't ask it the way you wanted and doesn't contain the sentiment you wanted either.

[–] disregardable@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Insurance claims adjusters.

[–] Ashrakal@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago
  • (in-house) Recruiter
  • Project Manager
  • Agile Coach

These are probably my top three. Recruiters who work in company HR, are usually very moody about who they pick, based on personal preference rather than facts. Sole proprietor recruiters are effective though, that’s why only the in-house ones.

The other two are similar, but they’re the “I work in IT” people who neither possess nor perform the technicalities. Actual imposters (unlike many good folk who do fair work but sometimes suffer from the “imposter syndrome”).

And yes, exceptions happen too. I just dislike these three roles in particular.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

united states businesses

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

CEO and Marketing

[–] anotherhoffmann@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Litigation PR, I feel they primarily exist to cover for rich guilty people

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Scammers/grifters. Put all that effort into something moral and legal and make a living without having to worry.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Private equity firms, Attorney General, scalpers

[–] transscribe9468@literature.cafe 3 points 2 hours ago

came here to say data broker but private equity takes the cake. no "job" worse.

[–] underThunder@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 hour ago

Entrepreneurs.

[–] Bell@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Liability lawyers