“I’m fucking our employees, but you’re forbidden from explaining that it’s because I’m milking their misery for my own enrichment!”
this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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hes milking them to fund his jackets.
The irrational exuberance is a drug and Jensen is in part one of the drug dealers who caused it.
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD!
-catches own reflection-
FUCK, WHAT IS THAT?!
the layoffs are because of greed, plain and simple.
I really hope AI ends up replacing CEOs and upper management.
I'm torn, because fuck the ceos... but fuck the ai... I don't want to take orders from some slopshit robot, nor these rapist criminals
Why? The AI would be a step up from the avg CEO. I mean, it’s a low looooow bar, but incremental progress is still progress
~imma throw in this is a joke, cause I know someone isn’t gonna take it that way~
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I appreciate the sentiment (Fuck CEOs) but find the idea of taking orders from an AI that is also in charge of steering the direction of the company devastatingly horrific.
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On one hand, fuck that guy and what he's trying to do to the world.
On the other hand, he's saying the CEOs are lazy and want to look smart. Can't argue with that point, even if it's a small piece of a larger stream of bullshit.
They just can't help themselves. All of these techbro fuckers jumped the gun on this being "THE" AI wave but instead have bet everything on the equivalent of the self checkout kiosk at the grocery store. That was touted as the way to save money, lower the chances of unionism, and make the checkout process more efficient. Instead it has been a money pit that introverts and morally flexible people love! AI slop is flooding Youtube, drowning the tech industry in biblical sized code commits and hallucinated security threats, while continuing to be the greatest theft in the history of our species (after that mother fucker Thog stole my ancestors shiny rock).
funny thing is self-checkout ends up costing grocery chains more money in the end, because it was an easy to shoplift without causing too much suspicion, at least for a few years it was introduced.
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Nvidia is only begging because they didn't realise that putting out a free product that essentially makes most work redundant would bite them in the ass as it would mean less people able to buy their products.
Oh, and because they're worried about what happens when they start charging the companies who fired everyone the real price of the AI service they're currently providing for free.
Nvidia is not selling AI, they sell the hardware the AI runs on. They're selling shovels in this gold rush, but they forgot the one golden rule: "Cash up front".
Nvidia CEO Begs Execs to Stop Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
FTFT
A pathological liar is begging other pathological liars to stop lying about people being fired due to the lying machine...
Crazy times we are living in.
I see NVIDIA and i already have to laught and cry