Explains why some of them couldn't keep their dick in their pants at least.
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Why do they want to ruin everything lol
These idiots will deify anything, won't they?
First it was the suicidal penguin and now Harambe?
With all the money they're pissing away, you would think they could at least hire somebody to design a better propaganda campaign aimed at convincing their base to lay down their lives for the dictator... Or did AI take that job too?
I think you have to fix shit first before you earn yourself a meme post. Cunts
This confirms that they know. They know where the timeline split.
Considering it's a popular meme to trace the horrors of our current timeline to the demise of Harambe, it makes sense that this White House would honour his death. Without it they never would be where they are, doing what they're doing.
A chimpanzee calling a gorilla a true patriot. Giving the Jan 6 freaks a billion makes sense now.
"... land of the apes ... and the home of the stupid ...". Are you free enough? Are you brave already?
Flashbacks to his first presidential win. X.x
In the 2016 US presidential election aftermath, a false but repeated claim stated Harambe received over 15,000 write-in votes.
While there's a super small possibility this is thanking those 'voters' (when has fact checking ever mattered there), it's probably just working off the same meme idea that powered that rumor to begin with.
How come he never got citizenship then?
Finally, something we can agree on
