I think I’m having a stroke.
These are words. I understand all of these words individually. Yet any three or more sequential words I don’t understand at all.
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Same. I'll take a stab at it without doing any research.
I'm guessing Clavicular is a person, perhaps an influencer. I believe the implication is that the old crone he rated as a 4/10 was a witch who cursed him to wake up without a jaw because that would be ironic given his name.
How'd I do?
Clavicular Wakes Up
An internet celebrity ended their sleep session
Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster
Overnight, a person became an ugly monster that lacks a jaw
After Rating Old Crone A 4
Person had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale.
Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4
An internet celebrity had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale. In response, the elderly individual put a curse on the celebrity while they slept, turning them into an ugly monster that lacks a jaw.
Haha same
I needed help understanding this brave new world, and this breakdown by ABitFruity really helped:
A longform leftist discussion on Clavicular: Clavicular Is a Symptom, Not The Cause (with F.D Signifier and Kat Tenbarge)
The TLDR: Clavicular correctly identifies a real issue that we on the left have identified for decades, that society and people within society are implicitly biased towards a social definition of beauty, which Clavicular identifies as the "floor" of your potential. No matter how good you are at something, if there is a more beautiful person as good (or even less good) at the same thing, society will pick the "more beautiful" over the more capable every time. Literally, Claviculars analysis is the same critical analysis that results in policies like DEI, to try and undo some of this implicit bias that society has artificially baked in. Its just that their response isn't to try and change or rage against that implicit bias, its to try and work within it, ie, look-maxing, to become the most beautiful person, so you start at the highest implicit social rung.
Just watch two minutes of this clip. It captures the whole point: https://inv.nadeko.net/pvqBPkJIkmc?t=4693