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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 158 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, and it's especially obvious with the example of driving. Driving is a licensed activity where you have to pass a competency test before you're allowed to drive without supervision.

I've had the thought that a lot more things should be licensed with a competency test. Like, for example, I don't know... This is just off the wall and completely random, but maybe a person who runs for President of the United States should have to pass the same exam that people take as part of the process of becoming citizens. Probably the presidential candidates should take a much harder test, but that would require a lot of oversight to make sure the test isn't made to eliminate specific candidates.

[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But Trump took a cognitive test, he is good to be president. /s

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mother has Alzheimer's and I am always with her when she takes that test, so I end up mentally taking the test alongside her. They actually have two different tests, depending on which doctor she sees, a shorter one and a longer one, and my mother mostly gets the shorter one. There's one part where they list four (five? let's go with four) words and have you repeat them back to them. Then, they ask you some other questions, and then they ask you to recall those four words again.

Other than misremembering the exact date, which I'm guessing everybody occasionally has the wrong date in their head, that question remembering the four words after being distracted by a different question is the only part where I could ever have lost points, since I have occasionally forgotten one of the words. It's the only question that I feel a normal person has a chance of missing. It truly is a test specifically for dementia.

The fact that Trump always says the test is difficult and that he got a perfect score on it, given Trump's history lying about things like winning golf tournaments, I think is absolute proof that he does extremely poorly on the test. He very likely fails it. He brings it up all the time because he's as bad at lying as he is at everything else. Good liars know not to bring up the lie a lot. Bad liars keep repeating the lie because they're afraid you might not believe them.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You know he's lying because his mouth is open.

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Solid public transport would fix a lot of that but Ford and GM gonna Ford and GM.

People go "ooh, a trolley car!", when's the last time you heard anyone go "Ooh, a Lyft"?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • Everyone should have equal rights

  • To ride the bus

Boom. Solved.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

As a bus driver, hard disagree! There's people who will wait at a bus stop, wait in line to board the bus, and only then will they spend 5 minutes digging through their pockets or bags for fare.

Or ask where the bus is going, expecting me to tediously list out all the places this bus goes, and when asked the very reasonable question"where are you trying to get to?" Become cagey and refuse to answer. Then ask the same vague and open ended questions.

These people should report to the nearest artillery practice range asap

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[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't want to drive, give me walkable cities and public transportation

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Same I am forced to drive, please teleport me. At least biking is fun but you can't do 400km in 4h.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was at my first gun show with an older friend who knew guns better than I did who I was following around to keep me from making any stupid decisions.

There's a table with a sign for "Constitutional Carry," where they don't think you should need a special license to concealed carry a handgun.

My friend walks up to these two guys at the table, and says "Hey, just so you know, I hope you guys fail."

The younger of the two kind of bristles, but the older one, a dude with a long white beard, says "Oh, why?"

My friend says "Because I worked in a gun shop for fifteen years, and I helped fill out more concealed carry applications than I can count and..." at this point she gestures around at the huge room behind us, "I wouldn't trust 95% of the people in this room with any gun at all."

And the old dude behind the table smiles and nods his head and says "Yeah, that's a fair point."

So anyway, that's the day I bought a Ruger GP-100 in 357 Magnum.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (9 children)

So anyway, that's the day I bought a Ruger GP-100 in 357 Magnum.

1000004015

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[–] bmebenji@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Driving is not a right. WAY too many people are allowed to drive. What’s worse is that WAY too many people have no option BUT to drive

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[–] EuroNutellaMan@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Easy fix.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Equal Rights == None of us fucks are allowed to drive.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Honestly as a bicyclist I feel cars are way to powerful for regular people. Ebikes are great, fast and small

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Trains and trams and busses.

God I wish... It costs me $250 a month for my car and I own the fucking thing (if you include maintenance costs) so I drive to work twice a day, five times a week, and try to get errands done during my return commute. I might drive once or twice on the weekend, and there are about 4.4 weeks per month on average. That means I spend $5.28 every time I drive. That is WAY MORE THAN TRANSIT COSTS!! Especially if we spent the money we spend on roads and cars, instead on trams or busses

For reference I also pay for car centric stuff through my utility bills. 10-30% of my utilities might be effectively me paying for the externality of ripping up roads to replace buried infrastructure, that then needs to be paid for AGAIN using my taxes when potholes form over prior ground disturbance, and paid for AGAIN when the road fails early and needs to be ripped up to fix the subgrade.

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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 22 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Synthesis is: no-one should be allowed to drive

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[–] vapordays@leminal.space 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

In addition to what a lot of others have said already, in a more egalitarian society most people wouldn't have to drive

And yeah, equal rights doesn't mean anyone can just do anything

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 17 points 1 month ago

You have the right to exercise your driving skills, if you have them

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't be forced to drive, the US is deliberately designed to be hostile towards pedestrians in ways that the vast majority of people are unable to do anything about. A good percentage of those people also know damn well they're bad drivers and would choose anything else if they could

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I always told driving is a privilege, not a right.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Driving is a privilege, not a right. Or so im told.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone has the right to drive, provided they can show the required level of skill and competence to do so.

Unfortunately, unskilled and incompetent describes far too many drivers.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Nobody should have a right to drive on public roads, they should have a right to prove that they deserve the privilege, and the privilege should be revoked a lot more than it is today.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Driving isn't a right.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Equal rights means you are given equal access to the tools that will allow you to learn to drive. If you’re too stupid to drive that’s an entirely different matter.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, "Here, have a gun!"

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Driving is not a right, it's a privilege.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Driving isn’t a right, it’s a privilege.

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[–] Beth@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

Yesterday on the way home I thought I was going to be affluenza’d by some crazy kid in a green glittery wrapped Beamer. They were so close to my bumper and making so many jerking, erratic movements that I was too worried to merge lest they did at the same time and sent us all rolling. Traffic was dense enough that I couldn’t speed up and really couldn’t safely merge initially. They ended up driving down the middle of the two lane highway and nearly ran a few people into the ditch. At least my demise would have been on the dash cam I guess.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

In a civilised country, driving would be reserved for those capable of doing so safely and efficiently (the qualifications would be on a par with certifications for operating similarly powerful industrial machinery, and would not be graded on a curve to ensure a car-dependent society can function), but infrastructure would be designed so that one could live a full life without driving.

[–] M33@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You may like : « Traffic management » with Michael Douglas (Falling Down,1990)

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

In the immortal words of George Carlin: "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m gonna be real with yall, the only person that should ever have even allowed to drive is Dale fucking Earnhardt, I include myself in that but the only time I hate humanity more as a whole than on the road is in a busy Costco

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy known for aggressive driving and died in a crash is who you think should be allowed to drive? Not sure I follow that one.

Not so fun fact: a friend of mine was trying to get me into watching racing with him. To this day that's the only NASCAR race I've seen and caught it live when I was a kid.

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are no rights in traffic, only obligations.

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[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

everyone should have the right to fail a driving test...

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you succumb to road rage, then YOU are in the half that shouldn't be allowed to drive.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can recognize people around you are driving like an idiot and probably shouldn't have a license without succumbing to road rage.

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eaaasy, buddy. No matter what did you do, next to normal consequences your driving license goes buh-buy for a year. Hit someone's car? Fine + License buhbye for a year. Hit a lamp post? Same. Hit a kid? Jail for manslaughter or whatever it's called...plus licence buhbuye for a year. If they also take your license, then that also qualifies.

Speeding ticket? Guess what. Fine plus license buhbye.

No buy backs, no slippin, fuck your status. Can't drive? Ride public. Can't afford to be so poor? Pay someone to drive you. If they hit something tho, you better start walkin'. xD

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