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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Teknikal@anarchist.nexus 5 points 6 days ago

I always keep an extra pair of Kings up my sleeve, they never see it coming.

[–] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

came here for mimi

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Use it to see if his underwear is vibrating.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It RELAXES me, OK??

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I've actually hollowed out my pieces, deflating them slightly, then filling them with cork. Gives them just a little more pop and responsiveness on those big moves.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

That's how you get to ELO number 1!!!

[–] charokol@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too many amateurs putting their pieces on the board. I keep them in my lap under the table.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Fuckin rook outta nowhere BAM. Check motherfucker!

Never see that shit coming. Sometimes I drop a monopoly piece just to blow their minds.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With a gun you don't have to use any underhanded tactics.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

You can just make or buy yourself a trophy, congrats on your psychological validation

[–] kythrea@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can i just use a black hole to bend the light so I can see behind them?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

No that's against the rules

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Heh. I use the same trick when playing hopscotch.