Wrap the measuring tape until the entire branch is wrapped. For more accurate measurements, use thinner tape.
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Loggers should be called arbortionists.
Measure from the taint and add an extra inch to the measurement for standard wood shrinkage.
Probably from the side tbh as opposed to either of these two
Nevermind the measurement. How are you going to use the branch?
Woah wait... Can we solve the measuring crisis but just measuring from the trunk at the top and all the way across then wrapping around the exposed end and back down the length on the bottom to the next obstruction?
Wouldnt that then include the width in your overall measurement and everyone would be generally impressed at any dimension?
Average them?
They are using the wrong measuring unit, instead they should measure the force needed to pull it level.
You're saying rigidity/turgidity trump sheer length and girth?
Most arborists prefer branches that can handle the load, and avoid sagging branches or ones that snap off.
Bend it straight, then measure
Diameter obviously. But also, the bottom line is going into trunk wood so obviously wrong.
What is your tree normally goes straight out with a cut l downward curve? The measurements are the same either way...