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Im pretty sure I fought this guy in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He is a beast

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This explains most of your posts

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Religions are a cancer to society

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (4 children)

But one more than the others

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[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Lunar landing deniers are worse for the gene pool than people with Down's syndrome.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Can't land on the moon if the earth is flat! Checkmate! /s

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

How about anyone from this video.

https://youtu.be/UGhGBBQKzAA

Yeah I could see that

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Past a certain age, you can't tell if someone is rage baiting or just fed up with life

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

The thinking, mentality and emotions about all this are normal ... I know, because I'm getting to the age and experience in life that I feel this way too sometimes ...

... the part that is not normal is that many of these people choose not to be polite, considerate, accommodating, compassionate, empathetic or kind and keep these thoughts and ideas to themselves.

Think about it ... if I applied every idea or thought that you thought was a good idea, it would satisfy a good percentage of everyone, but it would not be suitable for everyone. The same thing applies to everyone else's ideas or thoughts. None of our individual ideas will ever perfectly mesh with everyone in society ... we all have to learn to accept and live with the idea that we all have to live within certain limits and learn to accommodate others around us and hope that they do the same for us.

We all have to compromise a little bit for one another and that way, we all get to live in a little bit of peace .... because due to human nature and our ever expanding ability to screw with one another in ever more creative ways, it's the best we can hope for.

Perhaps the first step towards any kind of sanity in all this is in first understanding that this is how we all are.

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[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if people on lemmy shitpost are suffering from long bouts of constipation and not realizing they are taking things way to seriously?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Offer them some water soluble fiber.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (10 children)

My genuinely unpopular opinion that I will not be changing: If you are fat, it is your fault. I fully understand (at least to the extant modern research has gone on the matter) the genetic differences in hunger receptors, fat accumulation, serotonin deficiencies from vagus nerve disorders, etc.

All of the above are easily treatable, half of them with OTC medication. If you eat more than the calories necessary to run your body, you will gain weight. There are no phantom calories, you are snacking the whole fucking day.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean it kinda is your fault as in you can change it with enough willpower, but just like with smoking tobacco, constantly being exposed to advertisement and temptation is definitely not your fault and governments need to do something about it.

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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't really say I agree with you.

For one, most people that become obese are overfed as children when they don't know any better, so blaming them for the obesity that was thrust upon them by heartless and inconsiderate parents, is just like a step too far.

For two, the nutritional content of food has decreased dramatically in the last 40 years, so many people could be induced to overeat due to lack of essential nutrients.

and for three, there is an entire industry of people with PhDs who are paid good money to craft food that never satiates.

People that become obese in the western world are getting hit with a threefer. Adding blame to them on top of that? It's just too much.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh no, poor ignorant supposedly functional adults, totally unable to change anything about their behaviors or learn something new! Awww poor wittle ~~babies~~ actual adults.

Stop infantilizing people. Shit like this is half the reason there are immature adults that do not know how to take accountability for anything.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not every obese person is the person you are picturing in your head.

I'm not saying don't be hateful, I'm saying understand who you're hating first. Be a little selective.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social -1 points 1 day ago

Yes, some people do have glandular problems or underlying health issues.

No, that is not the vast majority of obese people.

Again, stop infantilizing grown-ass adults.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

You did the thing correctly, good job.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

How did you turn my phone screen into a mirror?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No one is actually going to post a controversial opinion in this thread, because lemmy is just as bad as reddit at cultivating groupthink, if not worse.

Also, while unfettered capitalism certainly deserves some criticism, anyone here criticising it is mostly just creating an untouchable boogeyman to blame for their problems so they don't have to admit that they could actually be happy and successful if they tried. Anyone who was seriously trying to create a post-capitalist world would be organizing their neighbors in real life, and would rightly see lemmy as a waste of valueable time.

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