I hope the rain absolutely hammers down
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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Trump really puts out high quality, world class, dumb. Multi layered, hints of farce; I really feel like I'm becoming a sommelier of sorts.
It'll come down next week then.
TACO
The 2014 invasion? Nah bro, nobody missed that over there.
What's his cut of the Brawndo sales?
I think Trump's imagining himself like this:
Man, I wish he had that much self-awareness of his lack of faculties!
It's a picture from idiocracy of President Camacho sitting in his office.
But as has been pointed out many times, Camacho surrounded himself with the smartest people around, not with sycophants like little donnie two-scoops does.
Ya keep it around, maybe we can see if he wants to wrestle a grizzly bear sometime.
Trump is showing why Flordia needs to be cut off. Next month, we are adding plastic flamingos and a 2005 Dodge Ram with 3 rims, on blocks.
The whole WH needs to be bulldozed now. You are never getting the stench out.