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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Little Red Riding Hood could become a fable about identity theft and the need for public-key cryptography.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Grandma, what big links you have

Grandma, what peculiar domain your emails from

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Grandma, please enter the code we sent you for 2-Factor Authentication

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've already heard urban legends about people buying fake stuff on E-Bay [empty iPhone boxes, etc]

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

But have they bought magic beans?

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The Hacker and the Honeypot

Zero, a notoriously ambitious hacker, had set his sights on a particular server. Rumors swirled in the dark corners of the internet that this server held a treasure trove: a database brimming with user accounts and password hashes. For Zero, breaching it would solidify his legend.

He spent days, then weeks, launching every exploit he knew. He tried SQL injections, brute-force attacks, phishing attempts, and probing for every conceivable vulnerability. Each time, the server remained unyielding, its digital defenses ironclad. Zero’s fingers flew across his keyboard, lines of code blurring on his multiple screens, but the coveted data remained tantalizingly out of reach.

Frustration mounted. Sleep became a luxury, and the thrill of the chase turned into a gnawing obsession. Yet, despite his relentless efforts and advanced tools, the server simply wouldn't yield its secrets.

Finally, after one last, exhaustive attempt failed, Zero leaned back in his chair, a bitter laugh escaping him. "Forget it," he muttered to his empty room, "that server is a honeypot anyway! Just a decoy set up to waste a hacker's time. There's probably no real data on it at all."

Oh, and the lesson. Almost forgot. Err... Don't be a noob, don't trust everything you read online, know what you're hacking... oh bugger this post is going off the rails. I'm sure there's a good lesson somewhere in there. Buried deep...

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey props to you for going for it. No great story is ever written in a single shitposting session.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this meant to be a backhanded complement?

No, the op wasn't sure if he hit the mark. I was giving props.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 3 points 2 weeks ago

That social media are a cognitohazards. They manipulate you in ways that we have yet to recognise.

Could be good material for !writingprompts@literature.cafe

[–] tover153@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pandora's AI will be popular someday, in the small enclosures of rapidly extincting humans.

[–] oyzmo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, sure it does, uhuh.