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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago

I wish the Nazis would fuck each other and leave women alone. No really, you do you.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

It's like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Says the 3 ugliest people on the entire planet.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Just need clavicular to weigh in to complete the shitpile.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

No no... no.

This... no.

No no no no no, no.

This is waaaaay too on the nose.

You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are ... their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.

Me? Yeah, I'm bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.

Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.

But I can also guarantee I'd fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.

Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a ~~sex~~ rape dungeon you're not allowed to leave.

... these fucking people.

These fucking people.

They're infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.

Just... they're cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.

Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.

... I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do they all just want to suck each other off? I mean fine if that's what you want to do but don't be hateful to everybody else because you're into it? Such weirdos

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[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago
[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Facts really aren’t their thing

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 days ago

It's hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as "parody horizon". People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?

Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just... too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing's gonna work.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Big macho incels dream of peen.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 6 days ago

More boobs for the rest of us I guess.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Andrew Tate: "Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.

Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take it up the ass.

I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G."

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