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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Centre it horizontally or vertically?

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

Thanks Claude.

[–] CrolishGrandma@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I misread and and thought it said with Claude. Which would still be an interesting challenge 😅

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

center this div hor and vert no questions asked go its approved

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe could be interesting to get an AI to create a prompt for another AI, and send that prompt down the line like Chinese whispers.

Edit : or maybe it wouldn't be. I havent used LLMs and such for about 5 years. I was fascinated at first and played with them for about 2 days getting them to write limerick and shit, but the novelty wore off fast.

[–] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

I‘ d recommend playing around a bit with opencode and their free models, just to see what changed. Oh and you don’t have to use it to code, but a fun experiment would be to run it in a Linux container and see what it can do.

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago

Poor guys, they'll starve before that happens

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

No Claude? No problem! Just ask one of the many other LLMs for the answer. Easiest million ever!

/s

And if its anything like the stuff he put out, it's rigged with a plant, like the kid of someone who works for him, from the beginning so he doesn't have to really pay anything

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The irony is twofold here. A div takes up 100% of its parent's width by default because it's a block-level element, as all such elements do.

But centering stuff on the page has been trivially ezpz since at least a decade.

Poor div, always the butt of the joke.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

100%. It's already centered.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Exactly 😄

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Flexboxes are cool but their naming conventions are shiet

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Vibe coders are really dumb.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, i am a vibecoder after all so it kinda makes sense i dont get it lol

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yes it's so difficult. /s

Mr beast if he was based

I only know how to do it using a table hehe.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Easy money 💰

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