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[–] INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor... typical mushrooms I'm aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly....

Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.

[–] Misty@lemy.lol 5 points 1 day ago

Maybe a lil sus... big old wall of di- perfectly delicious edible mushroom '-'

[–] M137@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Look at all those dickens! (source if you don't know: https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw )

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed "thecar"!

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The presidential micro penis wall,

I don't know how big your penis is, but these don't look micro to me.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many would you choke on?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago

Wall-o-Dicks

[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Challenge: try walking to the end of that hallway without getting at least a demi-chub.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Is that like when Hercules gets a chub?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Your mom in college.

[–] Ladokaka@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

penisfactory

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Please let them all release their spores.

It reminds me of the room where Abstract Daddy is in Silent Hill 2.

Obligatory: if you know, you know.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok hear me out. The backrooms..... but with mushroom walls

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah I see. These mushrooms have [hbomberguy] extruded [/hbomberguy].

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Wall of wangs

[–] Yakfolk@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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