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Sucks that you had to be a Trump supporting racist, Mr. Scott Adams.

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[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Wait. Scott Adams died in January and I didn't know!? Where is his grave? I have a dance routine I'd love to perform.

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[–] randombullet@programming.dev 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He noted that taking ivermectin and fenbendazole to treat the cancer did not work.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 day ago

Didn't tried bleach or sunlight?

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Dilbert was never funny anyway. Fight me about it.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, Scott Adams died?

Nothing of value was lost.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I used to like his comics as a kid but now, having worked as a software developer for years... I'm starting to look at them different. He was always so fucking demeaning about the pointy haired bald boss, made him an absolute idiot. The constant joke was that the chad Dilbert was smarter than the idiot manager who never understood a thing about technology.

I bet Scott was an absolute fucking asshole in the office and hated having to be told what to do by people he saw as less than him.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 day ago

I had a boss in a development job once, post dot com that made the pointy haired boss look like a genius. He wasn't just uneducated, he was mean and sometimes awful.

One of his favorite games was three options. For every task he wanted three options to do it. Once you gave him three, he would pick what he deemed the worst of the three just to watch people squirm.

One day after a particularly uninspired rant, one of the devs waited till he went to lunch and threw his keys into the recycling shredder box. I never went that far myself, but I fully understood it.

Did you get promoted recently?

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is Mickey surprised? Walt Disney was incredibly racist.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Anyone got a link to that dumbo scene with the crows? Or the tarbaby thing?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Song of the south, there was plenty.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a Kingdom Hearts level we're never getting.

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[–] btsax@reddthat.com 17 points 1 day ago

He also invented a vegan burrito called the Dilberito that was somewhat questionable

"As for Adams, he left the world of food behind, considering the Dilberito a failure, a lesson to be learned. Adams would later describe the nutritional value of the burrito as such: 'Three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail.'"

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dilbert would have hated Adams. PHB is basically Trump and somehow he completely missed it. What a shame.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No no no. PHB is Elon Musk, 100%. (Doesn't know shit about anything and is dumber than a bag of rocks, but is still very enthusiastic about going forth and fucking things up.) Trump is like the CEO of Dilbert's company (a lot dumber than the PHB, but fortunately too stupid to function most of the time, so his direct subordinates have to do the actual day-to-day fuck-ups, leaving only the most gigantic massive fuck-ups for him to handle personally).

Edit: And of course it comes as no surprise that when Adams went into the deep end, he worked to "rehabilitate" PHB and other dumb manager characters and made them look better. He was no man of principle, you see.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Adams was always a little weird. He just masked it better until his divorce. I knew he was a crackpot in 2007 with his "Fossils are Bullshit" article.

https://web.archive.org/web/20070325000042/https://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/03/fossils_are_bul.html

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[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well damn, I totally missed that Scott Adams died!

Its late but I still feel like something celebratory is deserved... Maybe a bowl of ice cream with a birthday candle? Yeah I'm gonna go with that.

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[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Aww you’re just talking about Scott Adams.

Don’t tease me.

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[–] Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

stopped clock moment, goku is based off a character from chinese mythology. still bad to call him what john mulaney rightly described as "the laziest slur ever" though. anyway fuck dilbert and his stupid dead dad

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