I am totally on the bottom right group.
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Our numbers are uncountable
Yeah, I'm in the void. I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm sad.
Us, too! You literally have no idea how many of us assholes are in here with you...
Hope you are well!
I highly encourage a therapist and ssri's if you are not doing well.
They won't make you happy but you won't be suicidal!
The bottom 2 categories feel like a personal attack on me.
Looking forward to being on the bottom right.
At some when people get too busy to be concerned I'll delete my snap and insta leaving nothing behind. I just don't understand why people feel the need to share everything they're doing constantly or how they get upset if you don't have the energy to react to it all.
I just don't understand why people feel the need to share everything they're doing constantly or how they get upset if you don't have the energy to react to it all.
Dopamine hit.
Ive already done this at 24, no snap, insta, reddit, Facebook, and im slowly starting to get rid of tiktok now
I'm proudly in the "obsessed with work" category (organizing working class unions)
No ones going to be working soon. Are you going to pivot?
God speed. What's the latest state of unions in the modern technological age?
I know a guy who is three of these things. Goes to the gym 6 days a week, works in a hospital, starting a business, has a wife and a kid, and he still manages to have time to hang out once or twice a week. Man is as successful as I am not
As someone who is some of those things as well, I would love to know what the wife and/or child are doing during all those activities. Because something has to give when you're doing that much.
In my experience, that balance is really hard, and even in the most hospitable, high-quality-of-life places, that balance is not exactly always something that is nurtured and valued by the systems in place.
I think he really is just built different. I'm good friends with both parents, and knew his wife long before he did. Both of them are working on higher education, kid goes to daycare most days every week. It's not like he never sees his son either. Usually when I hang out, we're watching his boy while we play BG3, which is nice because he can just walk away for a minute whenever a diaper needs changed
Having recieved a large sum of life insurance money after his father passed away certainly helped with the house buying and the car maintaining and the education pursuing, but his time management is pure skill
I wonder if your friend can sleep only five hours and still function to the maximum. Apparently it is genetics. Napoleon and Thatcher could sleep less than 7 hours and could still think sharp and be fresh as a daisy.
Welp, don't know about Napoleon, but Thatcher pulled some stupid and evil shit.
Maybe if she had slept more, we could have had a better world ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Proud member of the bottom right. Oddly, it has made me a big topic of conversation among my friends, and I don’t get that at all.
How do you know this if you've disappeared? There are people like this in my life that no one has heard from in 20 years. Now that's hardcore.
Meh, I’m not hardcore, I just don’t have social media and I don’t do weddings, birthdays, or anything involving children, so I pretty much just meet up with them at shows these days.
This could be funny if it wasn't such a sad outlook on life.
At least you can pretend to Excel at something
Word.
Powerful Point.
Windows puns run out, Lemmy know.
No, I must disagree. Most of my friends are right in the centre. Many are starting families, but are also working on careers and are well intentioned gym goers who I speak to less and less because life is too busy.
How the fuck does anyone have the energy for all that?
Work means surviving. You either have the energy for it or you're fucked.
"Training" can be a fancy way of saying you are very focused on one aspect of athleticism for your health, and you'll discover that you have more energy for other things if you maintain your health and exercise. At first you feel like you don't have the energy for it, then you do it, then you have the energy for that and more.
Also many sleep way better after getting healthier, so it builds upon itself even more. Some people struggle with sleep apnea and shit like that, and one reason is the tongue holds a lot of fat. Lose weight and you sleep better. Sleep better and it's easier to lose weight and have energy to do other stuff. It's the opposite of a downward spiral.
Cant disappear from social media if you really weren't there to begin with.
Though i fall in the bottom left corner, always training, though not for something. Training just to train more.
Friends?
"Why did you leave Facebook? Now we can't talk to you!"
they never spoke to you once on Facebook
Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm too busy working / raising a family / training for a marathon / [comment deleted by user].
Bottom half. You will never hear about my triumphs. They're mine only.
I’m none of those. I’m always around with nothing to say, no family, stupid job, and not training for anything. that doesn’t hold me back from being really annoying on social media. (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
Obsessed with work is the most obnoxious type of person. It’s a validation seeking behavior that I find intolerable.
I’m not really any of these. How about content with less and spends time traveling?
I’m the one who disappears for a while lol. “Is he in jail or in the Cayman Islands… who knows”