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[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 169 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am totally on the bottom right group.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 70 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

My people

Our numbers are uncountable

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm in the void. I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm sad.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Us, too! You literally have no idea how many of us assholes are in here with you...

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Hope you are well!

I highly encourage a therapist and ssri's if you are not doing well.

They won't make you happy but you won't be suicidal!

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[–] Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago

The bottom 2 categories feel like a personal attack on me.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 22 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Looking forward to being on the bottom right.

At some when people get too busy to be concerned I'll delete my snap and insta leaving nothing behind. I just don't understand why people feel the need to share everything they're doing constantly or how they get upset if you don't have the energy to react to it all.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

I just don't understand why people feel the need to share everything they're doing constantly or how they get upset if you don't have the energy to react to it all.

Dopamine hit.

[–] Skylordd78@lemmy.zip 10 points 18 hours ago

Ive already done this at 24, no snap, insta, reddit, Facebook, and im slowly starting to get rid of tiktok now

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm proudly in the "obsessed with work" category (organizing working class unions)

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

No ones going to be working soon. Are you going to pivot?

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

God speed. What's the latest state of unions in the modern technological age?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I know a guy who is three of these things. Goes to the gym 6 days a week, works in a hospital, starting a business, has a wife and a kid, and he still manages to have time to hang out once or twice a week. Man is as successful as I am not

[–] uin@lemmy.world 34 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who is some of those things as well, I would love to know what the wife and/or child are doing during all those activities. Because something has to give when you're doing that much.

In my experience, that balance is really hard, and even in the most hospitable, high-quality-of-life places, that balance is not exactly always something that is nurtured and valued by the systems in place.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I think he really is just built different. I'm good friends with both parents, and knew his wife long before he did. Both of them are working on higher education, kid goes to daycare most days every week. It's not like he never sees his son either. Usually when I hang out, we're watching his boy while we play BG3, which is nice because he can just walk away for a minute whenever a diaper needs changed

Having recieved a large sum of life insurance money after his father passed away certainly helped with the house buying and the car maintaining and the education pursuing, but his time management is pure skill

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I wonder if your friend can sleep only five hours and still function to the maximum. Apparently it is genetics. Napoleon and Thatcher could sleep less than 7 hours and could still think sharp and be fresh as a daisy.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago

Welp, don't know about Napoleon, but Thatcher pulled some stupid and evil shit.

Maybe if she had slept more, we could have had a better world ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Proud member of the bottom right. Oddly, it has made me a big topic of conversation among my friends, and I don’t get that at all.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (7 children)

How do you know this if you've disappeared? There are people like this in my life that no one has heard from in 20 years. Now that's hardcore.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago

Meh, I’m not hardcore, I just don’t have social media and I don’t do weddings, birthdays, or anything involving children, so I pretty much just meet up with them at shows these days.

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[–] axx@slrpnk.net 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This could be funny if it wasn't such a sad outlook on life.

[–] Wfh@lemmy.zip 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

At least you can pretend to Excel at something

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Windows puns run out, Lemmy know.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 37 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

No, I must disagree. Most of my friends are right in the centre. Many are starting families, but are also working on careers and are well intentioned gym goers who I speak to less and less because life is too busy.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

How the fuck does anyone have the energy for all that?

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Work means surviving. You either have the energy for it or you're fucked.

"Training" can be a fancy way of saying you are very focused on one aspect of athleticism for your health, and you'll discover that you have more energy for other things if you maintain your health and exercise. At first you feel like you don't have the energy for it, then you do it, then you have the energy for that and more.

Also many sleep way better after getting healthier, so it builds upon itself even more. Some people struggle with sleep apnea and shit like that, and one reason is the tongue holds a lot of fat. Lose weight and you sleep better. Sleep better and it's easier to lose weight and have energy to do other stuff. It's the opposite of a downward spiral.

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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 50 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Cant disappear from social media if you really weren't there to begin with.

Though i fall in the bottom left corner, always training, though not for something. Training just to train more.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

"Why did you leave Facebook? Now we can't talk to you!"

they never spoke to you once on Facebook

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 38 points 1 day ago

Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm too busy working / raising a family / training for a marathon / [comment deleted by user].

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bottom half. You will never hear about my triumphs. They're mine only.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I’m none of those. I’m always around with nothing to say, no family, stupid job, and not training for anything. that doesn’t hold me back from being really annoying on social media. (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 19 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

Obsessed with work is the most obnoxious type of person. It’s a validation seeking behavior that I find intolerable.

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[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 3 points 16 hours ago

I’m not really any of these. How about content with less and spends time traveling?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I’m the one who disappears for a while lol. “Is he in jail or in the Cayman Islands… who knows”

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