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Florida man armed with garden shears survives gator attack before shot, killed by deputies (www.wesh.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Wilshire@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago

Classic cop shit. Show up after all the drama is over. Makes it worse.

There is only one bigger waste of money than cops. And that's the Military. We have nukes. Fuckin' try it. Go 'head. I'll pull the fuckin' temple down on all of us.

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