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[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

At 15: I better get an email address that reflects my interests and personality!

At 25: Ok ok my name is the only permanent thing about me so it should be based on my name.

At 35: why am I revealing this much personal information in my email address? I should just have a random jumble of letters.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I use proton and they have this feature to generate a random email address based on the sits or a note. It's a little more advanced then user+microsoft@proton.me. and you can deactivate the address so your main inbox stops getting spam.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 2 days ago
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[–] BillMurray@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First initial and full last name, 6 characters which is the minimum for Gmail. Thank you younger responsible self!

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago

Hope you're a responsible adult

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Young age: "xXx_pussyslayer666_xXx@notevilmail.com is a cool e-mail address!"

Early adulthood: "Noooo, I need to be professional, my mail is now johnsmith1994@notevilmail.com!"

Late adulthood: "For the sake of my privacy, I"m now using xXx_pussyslayer666_xXx@privacymail.com."

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mr. and Mrs. McGill,

Thank you for your time. While the vicious poisoning of your son was a horrific tragedy, I am sure that with the evidence we discussed, justice will be served and the perpetrators will be made to financially compensate your shattered family. If you need to contact me or any of the other lawyers at our firm regarding this important matter, you can reach me at s3XXXyS8ergurl69@aol.com.

[–] phar@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

He was a sater oy, she said, "See you ater, oy"

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Rocking my Hotmail since 1998.

Still ocassionaly typo HotMale and get a surprise.

Also still remember the throwaway my friend and I created to sign up for porn site newsletters on dial-up.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I made a sensible email address with my last name followed by my first initial when google mail first started. Young people are always in awe of the fact that I got to have my name as my email address without adding anything extra to it.

[–] rodneylives@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

On the other hand, my six letter Gmail address now constantly gets messages from people who mistyped their email addresses when signing up for things.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yep. I'm old enough to have 2 such email addresses.

[–] GalacticRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I was that dumb kid who got my first gmail invite from a friend and never thought to use my first name/last name because it was during the time that we all were supposed to be 'anonymous' as everyone on the internet was a murderer.

Forever ago, in a post about "applying for jobs after graduating college" tips on Ask[fuckyouspez], I suggested creating a new email address like FirstName.MI.LastName and use that for applying to jobs, definitely don't use your old email like Xx_PussyDestroyer420_xX@hotmail.com.

I got banned from the sub for violating their rule of "don't post emails addresses".

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Look, I got a DEFINITIVE ARTICLE and NO numbers. Only the OGs rock that stuff.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (7 children)

First initial, last name, never fails. Except when you change your name. Then it fails.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] vrek@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sadly my name is slightly common but I've had my Gmail account since it was invite only. I'm not a Google fan but there is my entire life in that email history....

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[–] jagermo@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

I mean, you are allowed more than one email address

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You wouldn't believe the amount of unprofessional email addresses I saw when I used to do hiring. It sounds like a meme but please think before using bigjuicy69@hotmail.com as your contact email!

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey how did you get my email address??

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

The job application process, have you not been paying attention?

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[–] chmod755@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have hundreds of e-mail addresses and aliases...

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Me at age 6, picking my username (and therefore first email address), knowing that it needs to be unique so I can use it for all accounts online, and also have meaning behind it so I don't look like an idiot when I'm an adult: 🐺🖥️🌐

(this name is 27 years old and counting)

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My mom made my first email on KOL(AOL for kids) and misspelled my name. To this day my gmail has that misspelling in it.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought an email adress was like a website. My first email has a www. in front. Luckily my name is so unique, I can create new ones with my name on every service

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Putting www. at the start of an email is very funny I might do that one say - i often go with youcancontact(myname)@service(com), adding www would make me giggle and confuse everyone i have to read it out to

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[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Luckily I just picked my name and a zip number.

Two problems; zip number is kind of a personal info, and at that age I didn't even know my zip number properly and made an error, which persists 20 years later.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Relevant username. I'll catch you one day Mr. Redacted

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

And when he does you better say goodbye to your vegetables.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can’t imagine what people have to listen to when they ask a customer for their email address. There will be sane people that have a “normal” address for such purposes, then there will be the ones that keep “pussysmasher_hobag@whatever dot com” as some kind of flex and make everyone else have to copy that down.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I always used multiple emails, depending on whether they were for professional use or hobby use.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My email is banchotxx😂

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I used to work in IT for a decent sized ISP. There was a list of banned usernames that was fun to peruse, this was in the 2000s. Good times!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

You can forward emails from another address for your resume, and I don’t think siriusxm cares

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