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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

kinda related, I blocked a guy for being really immature and sexual (the last straw was sending porn gifs after I asked him not to) he then found me on Instagram and did this

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Damn, hope you're okay

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago

That seems pretty easy to stay away from.

Also reminds me that I have no idea what other people are up to.

[–] Soulg@ani.social -1 points 1 day ago

As someone who used to be unstable I def feel bad for him.

Not saying you should forgive him but I've been there and it sucks

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

Cannot relate, I fortunately find toxicity unattractive. I wish that spared me, but I've had a hell of a time learning to maintain boundaries

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't stick your dick in crazy. But if you do, it's incredible.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

Can confirm. You shouldn't do it. But I'm going to do it again... But you shouldn't.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Similar logic to "people wouldn't do drugs if they weren't awesome".

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Not the first time at least.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FrederikNJS@piefed.zip 17 points 2 days ago

That diagram always annoyed me...

The initial position come with the statement "she would shave her head". Starting her out at a rather crazy but not very hot combination.

Then, "she'd lose 10 pounds" where Barney draws a horizontal line to the left, which would mean that she became less crazy, but stayed equally not very hot.

Then "stab me with a fork", drawing a diagonal line up and to the right, which would mean that this turned her both hotter and crazier (but a bit more crazy than hot)

Then "get a boob job", again drawing a horizontal line to the left, meaning the stayed exactly as hot as after the fork stabbing, but somehow became much less crazy...

So apparently:

  • losing weight makes you less crazy but doesn't change hotness
  • stabbing people with forks is hot, but also quite crazy
  • and getting boob jobs, also makes you less crazy, but also doesn't affect your hotness...

I'm not here to judge anymore for thinking boob jobs make you saner... But it doesn't quite align with the rest of Barneys views...

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah when I was young and had an active untreated personality disorder men loved it. It's like they want to be tortured. Tbf I also pass on a lot dumber bullshit more now that I've gotten treatment and chilled out a little. And I found a dude who's in almost the same exact boat with bipolar 1 to be stably unstable with. So the idiots really don't get a lot of chances with me anyway.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is the least equine I've ever seen Sarah Jessica Parker

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Chris Noth, he played Big, her love interest, on Sex and the City.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Me with my ex wife. And last girlfriend.

Except everyone was telling me not to marry her.

My friends call me an "Emotional masochist"

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why does this seem...wrong? Like the scale is bad. Like she's scaled down to 0.9 and he's scaled up to 1.1 but a normal person is 1.0.

I understand the concept of "height differences", but this hits weird. Maybe I'm just tired.

[–] masterclass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What's with the hand -- oh, edit: that's his ear not her thumb

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Me with my first love lol

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just don't get murdered and you'll be fine.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Chris Noth - the bad mutha fucka Chris Noth - the bad mother fucker

[–] RedNy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry: "You can fix him"

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, by cutting his baws off