xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

barking noises

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 4 hours ago

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 1 day ago

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 days ago

this is the funniest way I’ve been called old

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my comment about fucking the wife was really funny, do you agree that it also being deleted is a loss for all of lemmy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think you should fuck the wife to make a point

 
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

 
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