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[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (26 children)

Each time this meme is posted I look into comments to search for proofs of those "perverted" woman. Yet to see one. "Uh, I do rimming, that is sooo kinky". Your "kinks" so uncommon that you can find them in top 10 tags on rule34, focking adorable.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

My first date was to Folsom street fair and I lived in a sex dungeon for two years. There aren't names for the things that get me off. I was asked, after the best orgasm of my life, 'was that sex?'. I once made a state legislator who lived in San Francisco turn pale at an event.

But no, women aren't kinky just because we don't talk about it where men can hear because you're all fucking obnoxious and the dumber ones still want to bang you people.

Edit: I'm not claiming to be the kinkiest person alive, just that everyone I've ever met kinkier than me used she or they pronouns.

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[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (26 children)

Matching freaks is hard.

Kink is a spectrum, and I haven't been exploring it for a few years, but from what I remember, the various communities of kink are always mismatched.

There are always more straight-sub-men than there are straight-dom-women. This compounds when you realize that usually those sub men are looking for certain types of play that the doms aren't into. Dommy mommies and such.

Like, I think of the feminization community. It's hard to find people who like feminization, but DON'T also like cuck play, or race-cuck play, which to me is gross but is a major aspect of that community for many.

Non-binary and Lesbians seemed to do okay though. At least in my city.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (13 children)

As a straight dom male, I can tell you that the inverse is also true. Straight sub women routinely want me to do stuff that isn't BDSM and is actual abuse. I blame the 50 shades of grey series at least in part for that.

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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Hey I just wanna eat pussy in a maid crossdress.

Maybe get pegged and called cute.

Not much to it.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Where can I meet with perverted women?

People with smaller hands could probably fist me already, and I'm open to opening up even wider.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

If anyone wants to test this theory I'm willing to do my part. And if I don't succeed I'm willing to try try try again

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (12 children)

a self proclaimed kinky guy told me that me rimming him is “too much” for him. wdym too much that’s super basic😵‍💫

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can understand someone drawing a line between the playground and sewage facility when it comes to putting things in their mouth... But that's not really the same on the receiving end.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm going to want to kiss the person I'm fucking and if their mouth has been on an asshole I'm not going to do that. Sorry, it grosses me out and it isn't as good as using it on my dick anyway.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeeeep. I've dated enough to realize how vanilla I am, hooooly shit. And I'm OKAY WITH IT. Ladies need Jesus for real.

😳😳😳

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, I think I’m pretty vanilla myself. (Maybe a little cookie dough in there for variety, idk.) But there are some people in the kink community who are truly amazing. There are some shitty people in there too, but the good ones? Sterling. I’m proud to keep them in my circle of friends.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I some how managed to only date the most vanilla of vanilla. Lucky me /s

[–] Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I think this has nothing to do with someone’s gender. I would consider myself a perverted woman. I am at a lot of kinky events (probably once or twice a week). I saw a lot of stuff that is too extreme for me but on the other hand a lot of things I do is too extreme for others. So it’s a huge thing based on perspective. But what I noticed so far is that men have a lot of kinks that are unrealistic to pull of. I met someone who was into the thought of me shrinking him down and swallow him. I encountered almost every kink imaginable so far and I would say woman and man are equally as perverted.

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[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not perverted, I just want to tie you up, suspend you in the air, and have my way with you

[–] boltzbruh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not perverted, I just want to be tied up, suspended up in the air, and let you have your way with me

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Hey, kink is fun as hell. The whole societal shame bullshit around anything related to sex outside of the context of procreation is fucking dumb, and I’ve more or less fully rejected that mindset at this point. We are humans; humans were designed to feel good when smashing; hence, we like to smash. And exploring fun aspects and dynamics in that context is exciting and delightful.

Remember: “tradition” is just peer pressure from dead people.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I dated a girl once who said she was into kinky shit and i thought pfft yeah yeah - she wanted to cut my dick while it was hard and suck the blood mixed with precum 😐

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (13 children)

I've been called perverted just for having a high sex drive and thinking about fucking all the time. I don't think I'm particularly perverted. I just want to do the basic stuff A LOT with someone who enjoys doing it with me. All the people I think of as perverted are into the freaky/gross stuff.

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