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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

1970s ain't got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 6 points 1 hour ago

Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there us between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

My 1970's born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been...interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 2 points 33 minutes ago

How is it to look at kids growing up to 30 year old adults?

[–] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 47 minutes ago

Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 hours ago

Have my angry upvote. After I've shaken the dust out of my joints.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

Same year! High five!

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I'm almost old enough to be an 18 year old's dad, and it's a strange feeling.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm so old that an 18 year old was born AFTER i had finished school. I'm so decrepit.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

it's crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i'm a Feb 2008 baby). that's so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don't see them as old😭

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 3 points 1 hour ago

I'm old enough to have a grandchild that's 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 49 minutes ago

Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.

As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

Somehow, I don't think this crowd will frown on a girl dating someone old enough to be her dad.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 0 points 38 minutes ago

in March, I made a post on asklemmy about going on a date with a '93 guy (date ended up not happening) and oh boy did i get flamed.😭

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 3 hours ago

This reasoning also means you're old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 3 hours ago

I now have 'robot vs dinosaur' by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.