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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 points 13 minutes ago

Fingering the bottle with your pinky goes a long way. This is dead serious and not a period joke, I repeat, this is not a period joke.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 45 minutes ago

If you're not growing your own tomatoes, preparing them in a way to make your own catsup, and canning and preserving it yourself then fuck you.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 minutes ago

Nice queef collection.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Then you failed.

It’s just empty ketchup bottle.

And I use 50% reduced ketchup.

What am I suppose to be angry about?

[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 4 points 42 minutes ago

I think it’s the collection of nearly empty bottles? Like, imagine a home fridge with just like 10 nearly, but not quite, empty bottles of ketchup.

Probably.

[–] dektep@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

whoever did this should not be in your life

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

What if it's them? The ketchup was coming from inside the house!!!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I would wash and recycle those so hard.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

Weird that you would have an erection while washing these....

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

I am what nature made me…

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Ignore that judgy judge. You are not alone brother. There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Would you refill them with off brand ketchup with extra salt and sugar?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 53 minutes ago

CAN I!??! 😍

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You can buy cans of ketchup?

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

Yep, that's what I do

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe it's a watties thing. Or it's a kiwi thing. We don't get heinz as much here.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 points 50 minutes ago

That's awfully fancy of you. We just refill it with water when it's halfway done, and we never had to buy another bottle.