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Hunter Biden challenges Don Jr. to a cage fight in post slamming 'offensive' UFC 250 event (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 2 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

That's the sort of mutually assured destruction I can get behind.

[–] nerv@fedinsfw.app 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These guys need to cut back on the caffeine. Next, they will be bringing duels back.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please, God, don't tease me. Give trump and Biden two swords and let them duke it out. (I know you meant guns, but this would be better)

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'd like to see guns, but Trump would cheat.

[–] ivanvector@piefed.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Was the other one Angela Merkel?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Merkel all day in that one.

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[–] itrealgood@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idiocracy vibes

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Idiocracy was at least entertaining

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Trashy shithole

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

"Whoosh thump!" Boot to the head.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Eric will try to fix it.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

That flipping tank lid can accommodate a basically infinite flow of jokes, in just making observations

[–] imjustmsk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

why did I think that was Cillian Murphy -

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

I would [unfortunately] pay the current admin to watch this fight.

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