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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

You forgot the subway and the park.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not the sort of thing I normally condone, but I think if there was ever a good use for a Bluetooth jamming device - Flipper Zero, etc - this is it.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 6 points 19 hours ago

esp32 bluejammer

[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where I live both are acceptable, but it depends on where you go

If you go to the "main beach" that's where you bring music. You show off your body, you listen to loud music, you cruise, etc...

But if you go the "locals beach", you show up looking like shit, keep your music down, and lots of people drink illegally but they do so low-key so while we all know they're doing it, nobody cares

To me, both are acceptable. It kind of sucks to think there is no place at the beach where you can party

But it also kind of sucks to think that there is no place at the beach where you can actually enjoy the ocean

SO we have both, you just need to know where to go

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[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

They had a guy like that at a work site. In the end somebody ground down some of the graphite part of a pencil and sprinkled that down the openings of his boom box. It short-circuited when he tried to switch it on the next time and there was silence after that.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 108 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

If only. Instead you will hear songs about trucky-trucks, beer, and fishing sung in only the most generic pandering tones with influences of whatever music is currently popular at the time.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Hey, at least those are actual music. Not the groans of the recently deceased seeing someone shit in their cornflakes.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could sing in mandarin, you'd still know I'm panderiiiiin'

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup. Grew up listening to classic country, and while there were definitely stereotypes (he/she ran off and left the singer heartbroken/they died and left were heartbroken), they were obviously not formed by committee. This new stuff has no "soul" or underlying point, and is very obviously pushed because it targets a specific type of person.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There is this fucking guy at my local park that sets up a full DJ system with giant speakers and “spins” electronic music, by himself, with no audience, loud as FUCK, at least one day every goddamn weekend for multiple hours. Everyone loathes him, but he doesn’t seem to care.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

It's like people have no sense of why they go places.

A few years back, I did a lantern-lit tour of Mammoth Cave. I've done them in the past, and the ambiance, sound, smell, and flicker of firelight gives a very close yet mysterious feeling to the tour. This time though, as soon as we got into the cave, half the dipshits on the tour had their harsh white cellphone flashlights going everywhere, completely ruining the experience that they (and other people) had just fucking paid for. They really need to have a "movie theater" cellphone policy for those kinds of tours.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Music concert - everyone recording with their phone out.

Fireworks display - everyone recording with their phone out.

Bride comes down the aisle - everyone recording with their phone out.

It's just pointless. You ruin your own experience of the event because you're watching it on a screen instead of experiencing it directly, and you ruin other people's experience too.

And the wedding one I've seen far too many times.

What do you think the official wedding photographer is there for? When the bride and groom watch their wedding video back they want to see a room of their happy family and friends, but instead they'll get a video with rows of people staring at their own little rectangles and pointing them at the bride as she comes down the aisle.

Do yourself a favour and live in the moment sometimes, please.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I still remember when I saw the Mona Lisa in person. Everyone was facing the opposite direction, using selfie sticks to take a photo of themselves with the tiny painting. Just around the corner was an entire wall sized breathtaking artwork. I think that about sums up humanity.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Phone cameras are a godsend when I need to remember.

They are a curse when I want to remember.

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[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went to see the leatherback sea turtles nesting a few years ago. They guide themselves by the light of the full moon and we were explicitly told not to use flash photography, as it disorients the turtles. As I’m sure will not surprise you, as the turtle ladies crawled up onto the beach, about 100 blinding flashes went off right in their faces.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh fuck that makes me mad. If I was running that operation, I'd have those people removed from the beach immediately. And probably fined, depending on the situation.

Or better yet, ban people from bringing cameras with flashes.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I have come to understand that there is a subset of people that have never spared a thought for anyone else. They probably have never even considered the fact that I don't want to listen to their stupid bullshit. The thought never crossed their mind, not even once.

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Mean while, I'm over here turning off my radio at stop signs and red-lights so no one takes more than a passing notice of my existence.

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have come to understand that there is a subset of people that have never ~~spared a~~ thought ~~for anyone else~~. They ~~probably~~ have never ~~even~~ considered ~~the fact that I don’t want to listen to their stupid bullshit~~. The thought never ~~crossed their mind~~, not even once.

Now with all of the unnecessary words helpfully marked.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

Aw that's not fair - they think about themselves all the time! They spend so much time thinking about themselves, in fact, that they don't have the extra brain power to spare for the rest of us.

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Idk i feel like most beaches this is pretty acceptable. In my experience if you walk further from the parking lot you get more seclusion and peace. IMO a reasonable volume on a speaker isn't any more disturbing than kids playing which is expected at the beach.

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 34 points 1 day ago

Often there's people (esp. groups) who can't be bothered with "reasonable".

I've probably been guilty of that in the past...

[–] huey_m@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really wonder if there is any place outside of a concert venue that these folks find music on speakers acceptable? I kind of get it if they're solo, just use headphones, but... hanging out in a group and listening to music together at the beach is about the most normal use of a beach trip I can think of.

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it depends on the beach. If it's somewhere with lots of other people, somewhere super accessible, then I kinda expect it. But if it's a less populated beach, maybe one that's more difficult to get to, I probably chose it in hopes of listening to nature.

[–] huey_m@reddthat.com 3 points 20 hours ago

Agreed, there are definitely exceptions I could think of, just speaking generally.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

the difference is the "i need silence" folk just want to get away from all the sound of humanity. which, cool, but you need to actually get away from humans to do that. we get you don't like humans. some of us do. don't expect everyone to accommodate you in public. it belongs to me just as much as it belongs to you, and you ain't accommodated shit for me.

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[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

"De bwootooth dewice is readey to paih"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

JOKE'S ON YOU ASSHOLE, I DON'T LISTEN TO THIS PLAYLIST ANYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE I MADE IT JUST FOR THIS BEACH TRIP!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah let's go for a semi-relaxing float down the river...oh look 2 dipshit trashy rednecks blasting their shitty country/hip-hop playlist over a cheap Walmart amp-sized speaker with the sound quality of a flip phone.

I swear the next time I go on one of those I need an air pistol that only shoots small darts. Fire one at the float carrying that speaker and just float on happy.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chugs can of Bud Light. Tosses can in water.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I just walk 100m along the beach and can't hear them anymore. Most people are too lazy to walk more than that distance from the car park. A fact that is very obvious when I kayak past the coast here and can use the dense clusters of people on the beach as landmarks with almost no one between them. First cluster is the lifeboat station, second and third are cafes, fourth has ice cream.

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[–] Sunshine@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago

It’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Music vs 10 ppl trying to loudly talk over each other

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that they do for the attention, they must notice the nasty looks, they must know most people find that annoying in a place like that

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the study with loud cars .

"We found that it was sadism and psychopathy predicting who wants to modify their mufflers, who feels more connected to their vehicle, and [who thinks] loud cars are really cool," Schermer told CBC News.

"It seems to be this callous disregard for other people's feelings and their reactions. That's the psychopathy coming out and it's also they probably get a kick out of enjoying watching people get startled."

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[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (11 children)

To be fair, I also hate to be left alone with my own thoughts for even 1 minute... I'm just considerate enough to use headphones.

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