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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 50 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It is very difficult to accurately track the source of a quote on the internet." Abraham Lincoln

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

"I said that!" - Michael Scott

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 46 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

A confident man covers neither and walks.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I see you've met Mr. Wang Hung Lo

I knew it sounded familiar: In Shadow Warrior the one you control is called Lo Wang and the main enemy his brother Hung Lo.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 13 points 2 hours ago

Hands on hips, shaking the money makers

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Just sauntering around, enjoying life.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can't see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn't clear)

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.

"If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?"

"My face."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Man who walks on his hands will have crack up

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Man who walks in front of bus gets tired, man who walks behind bus gets exhausted.