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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 points 37 seconds ago

Mmm, communion wafer.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Be careful. I've heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

I think your plate is overcooked.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

You know, it's generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the plate from exploding from heat.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

wrap it in tinfoil before microwaving for crispy exterior

/s

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Stick a fork in it too so it'll carry more heat deep into the potato.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

And attach C4 to the potato in case it gets any funny ideas

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 15 minutes ago

Not after I’m through with it.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I must try this. Can you spare a nuke?

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This looks like a comet flyby.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This looks very interesting. What is this?

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Bro you need corn in your life.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Potat is lie, sush is lyfe

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The Potato Clan is confident in its stature and is not trifled by your silly little claims.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 2 points 21 minutes ago

Gotta go the happy family way man. We can get it all.