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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the 'they' for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Furbag@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Colonel is one of those words that is difficult to spell correctly until you've read it like a hundred times. Actually I find lieutenant even worse.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

It doesn't help that some people pronounce it "leff-tenant".

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 21 points 1 day ago

Linux 8.x.y codename

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's a tool to make OS installs require less space

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

In storage balls?

This implies the Burger Kings first name is Carl.

[–] Jobe@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

CarlJr? The god of Trackmania?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Never thought to see a trackmaniac in the wild haha

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Exactly what i thought, didnt know he had a restaurant chain but with his talents its probably the flick of a finger.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

American legends be like "and then after his crucifixion and resurrection jesus travelled to america where he was horrified to see the brown native americans, who were brown because they were sinners,so he zapped them with holy ray of removing curses and they turned white." (The Book of Mormon, so i am told)

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

They met on old McDonalds farm, I presume?

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Didn't Seinfeld make a whole ass movie like this, but with cereal?

[–] pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

That's where they go after the proletariat revolts.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

🎶 Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut. 🎶

The first time I heard that song, it was at a sci-fi convention in the early-to-mid 2000s at an evening concert put on by Ronny Cox. This guy:

Ronny Cox as Captain Jellico from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Also this guy from Stargate SG-1:

Ronny Cox as Robert Kinsey from Stargate SG-1

The Pizza Hut song was an audience participation portion. Great memories.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No-one plays an arsehole authority figure like Ronnie Cox. I wonder what he's like in real life.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

From my memory: everything you wish your grandpa was.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What are you talking about? Taco Bell wins the franchise wars!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

I feel like girls camp had a song about this

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

I need to get in that wedding. Just get in'n'out after trying the cake.