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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ultra-processed was designed so you can't stop eating it.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can't respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn't trust them.

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[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk man, them food scientists been up to some strange shit out at the farm and at the food processing plant for like a century now and things have gotten out of hand a little.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, we let it get too healthy, I hear ya.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago (11 children)

counterargument: raw salmon is fucking delicious.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Particularly the worms, that's the best part.

[–] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The parasites just add spice!

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Inb4 raw salmon is farmed specifically for your tastebuds

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You are even more unprocessed than unprocessed food.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

my body love processed food so much that keeps it an extra day or two my guts

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