Spooge

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'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next year in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

Sure, clanker.

I'm just better in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Today is May 6th.

I'm just better in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next year in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

I'm just better in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

"It's Mountain Time" is what your mom says when she calls me.

I'm just better in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (6 children)

I'm an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

Cut my finger open cleaning a sink. And we must name him in c/pics@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Laceration Larry

Elder scrolls in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Now: I

'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next year in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

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'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next year in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Em dashes. Bot comment.

'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next year in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You're a clanker.

Nobody ever knows in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

AND I BAITED YOU! HAH! GOT YOU, YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS!