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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 3 points 2 hours ago

I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

These judgmental people are the reason Mormon occultists can't be furry sorcerers in the higher order of Galactic Hitchhikers. I can't even wipe my ass on camera and I'm sorry I'm not perfect, but I'm damn good and I want to serve the aliens that live in my phone's keyboard's predictive text.

[–] brandon@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

You trying to say this isn’t an amazing idea? Forget tradition, I bet it tastes incredible.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 5 hours ago

Who is this bitch? To shame somebody for eating food the way they want to.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It's pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

That appears to be an Alaska roll. It already has cream cheese but still probably dry on account of the source. Soy sauce would be fine.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

prepackaged American sushi. the ranch is not just an option, it's a requirement.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

I like American sushi rolls, but that just looks so sloppy.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

I mean it's Kroger Sushi who cares...

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don't already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Ranch dressing is basically sour cream and European culture is already high in sour cream, so

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently the Japanese have discovered American food and have lost their goddamn minds. Those poor bastards.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Well it kinda makes sense because novelty usually tastes good, or at least "interesting".

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 8 hours ago

Americans are such degenerates it's actually crazy

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

There was this white cream sauce that that was served with my sushi once at this place called Kyoto Bowl. It wasn't ranch, more like a horseradish mayo but without the horseradish nor mayo flavor, if that makes sense. It didn't taste like either but that's the closest comparison I can find. It was sweeter and less tangy than either. Not at all like ranch, and it was really good, if not completely inauthentic.

That said, I haven't seen it in about 30 years and every time I go back to that place, they never know what the hell I'm talking about. So I guess the taste of that delicious mystery sushi cream will forever remain a distant memory.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So yum yum sauce? It varies from white to yellow/orange.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Another person suggested that too. I'm going to have to pick up a bottle and see for myself if that's the stuff. Thank you for your help!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They sell this at Walmart. Pick it up and see if it’s close.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The color is wrong but it's probably just the lighting. Thank you; I will keep an eye out for it.

[–] Aiz@reddthat.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Same gang who like pineapple on pizza. Oh wait...

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, we are. Officer, this one too!

[–] Aiz@reddthat.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Indeed indeed

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 77 points 14 hours ago (36 children)

Ain't nothing wrong with fusion cuisine.

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 10 hours ago

In the distance, Japanese sirens.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We sentence you to seppuku.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

No, not sudoku! 😩

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 41 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.

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