?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc
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I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.
These judgmental people are the reason Mormon occultists can't be furry sorcerers in the higher order of Galactic Hitchhikers. I can't even wipe my ass on camera and I'm sorry I'm not perfect, but I'm damn good and I want to serve the aliens that live in my phone's keyboard's predictive text.
You trying to say this isn’t an amazing idea? Forget tradition, I bet it tastes incredible.
Who is this bitch? To shame somebody for eating food the way they want to.
Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
It's pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
That appears to be an Alaska roll. It already has cream cheese but still probably dry on account of the source. Soy sauce would be fine.
prepackaged American sushi. the ranch is not just an option, it's a requirement.
I like American sushi rolls, but that just looks so sloppy.
I mean it's Kroger Sushi who cares...
I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce
I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don't already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.
Ranch dressing is basically sour cream and European culture is already high in sour cream, so
Apparently the Japanese have discovered American food and have lost their goddamn minds. Those poor bastards.
Well it kinda makes sense because novelty usually tastes good, or at least "interesting".
Americans are such degenerates it's actually crazy
There was this white cream sauce that that was served with my sushi once at this place called Kyoto Bowl. It wasn't ranch, more like a horseradish mayo but without the horseradish nor mayo flavor, if that makes sense. It didn't taste like either but that's the closest comparison I can find. It was sweeter and less tangy than either. Not at all like ranch, and it was really good, if not completely inauthentic.
That said, I haven't seen it in about 30 years and every time I go back to that place, they never know what the hell I'm talking about. So I guess the taste of that delicious mystery sushi cream will forever remain a distant memory.
So yum yum sauce? It varies from white to yellow/orange.
Another person suggested that too. I'm going to have to pick up a bottle and see for myself if that's the stuff. Thank you for your help!
They sell this at Walmart. Pick it up and see if it’s close.

The color is wrong but it's probably just the lighting. Thank you; I will keep an eye out for it.
Same gang who like pineapple on pizza. Oh wait...
Yes, we are. Officer, this one too!
Indeed indeed
In the distance, Japanese sirens.
We sentence you to seppuku.
No, not sudoku! 😩
That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.