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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

USA in general.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?

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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Uncensor that friggin f-word!

We are allowed to curse on the internet!

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You’re allowed to say Froance here.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

It's actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

can i get a french catgirl?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That is the superlative, so

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

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[–] Gahidus@lemmus.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.

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[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?

My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Yes we can give France another chance.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

good news, France is melting as we speak.

wishing works

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

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[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

What's the word being censored? Fragrance?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Sacre bleu!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

England will breach containment.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.

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