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[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 hours ago

we went full circle, people.

[–] s@piefed.world 47 points 6 hours ago
[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 43 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago
[–] garbage_world@lemmy.world 40 points 10 hours ago

10/10 shitpost

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 hours ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (5 children)

We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

stares at microprocessor architecture

"Me the best"

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it's still very much a theory here as others are saying.

It's worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.

It's just an interesting and provocative thought.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but there's just no fucking way this is true

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There's bi-cameral mind theory, but it's all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it's very hard to believe it to be true!

[–] AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Is it alright for this video to be shared??

[–] ijustliketrains@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

This is the one I saw on it. Definitely an interesting thought.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods

[–] youngskywalker@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago

People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

He's our first cyborg. Show some respect.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 143 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire

I think that's a very bad sign

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 38 points 13 hours ago

Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 199 points 18 hours ago (10 children)

Satire, right? Please let it be satire.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 91 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 35 points 17 hours ago

Schrodingers satire?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 37 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 20 points 13 hours ago

People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 12 hours ago

On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don't believe it

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[–] HackThePlanet@lemmy.ml 32 points 14 hours ago

Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 80 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (5 children)

As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 1 points 7 hours ago

Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the "asking" from the "thinking", and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.

In short, a dissociative personality disorder?

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 89 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

Let me know if you need anything else!

I hate this so much

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

You are absolutely correct to hate this so much!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

"Would You Like to Know More?"

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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 107 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 13 hours ago

Better late than never.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Is this that brain implant from Musk-melon's experimental company? Imagine the profit margins if AI could bill your brain for every thought! It's staggering!

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 35 points 17 hours ago

this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question

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