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In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...
what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵💫
AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH
we went full circle, people.
Somebody's just reinvented god
Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
Your api credits have run out lol
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
Few people know this, but the 'GPT' in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington
Psychosis?
Bait.
10/10 shitpost
WWCD
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.
stares at microprocessor architecture
"Me the best"
I'm sorry but there's just no fucking way this is true
There's bi-cameral mind theory, but it's all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it's very hard to believe it to be true!
Is it alright for this video to be shared??
That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?
I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it's still very much a theory here as others are saying.
It's worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.
It's just an interesting and provocative thought.
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.
Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods
OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.
OP found god
He's our first cyborg. Show some respect.
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
The thing with internal monologues is that you are still 100% in control of what gets said. That doesn't seem to be the case in OPs head
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire
I think that's a very bad sign
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
Let me know if you need anything else!
I hate this so much
You are absolutely correct to hate this so much!
"Would You Like to Know More?"
Bro discovered thinking.
Better late than never.