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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I know it's a parking garage and all, but you can't park there mate.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That's a lot of headlight fluid.

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Did he hit the accelerator rather than the brake?

also crazy that he got going fast enough in a garage to do that much damage.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

How is my question. Also it looks like a modern art piece.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

This guy must have posted just after you. His explanation seems likely.

https://lemmy.zip/comment/27451186

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why is my question.

Why can't we see the flux capacitor?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

Because it's in the back behind the driver's seat, silly.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can't park there, mate

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What do you mean "may not buff out?" Slap some fresh paint on, and that pillar should be good as new!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 17 hours ago

I love how the guy taking the video is delaying his reaction until the incident is fully documented.

[–] Hxrmit@thelemmy.club 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Marvel heroes:We did it! We saved the city!

The city:

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The city: (is still alive and also isn't having its brains being used as biological CPUs powered by Soylent Green)

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[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

But... How? There's about 10m of space to accelerate, is there a pneumatic catapult for assisted take off?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

From the engine fluids spray past the pillar it looks like he was speeding down the isle, slammed into the pillar and the offset impact turned the car body a bit. Probably backed away at a different angle than the impact since the front is all crooked too.

[–] NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Jorth Atlantic Treaty Organization?

[–] 37piecesof_flare@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 6 points 18 hours ago

Earlier in the day that car had a facehugger on it.

[–] Primor@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Title is clean on Carfax

[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Thought that was blood at first 😱

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Mechanical blood

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The spread of debris is honestly impressive.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

Lots and lots of brittle plastic

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