this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you're problems aren't in the future, they're right now.

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade..opening

[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 14 points 13 hours ago

It gets better: niplomancy

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 13 points 14 hours ago

I know someone who's going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 13 points 14 hours ago

$$ Monetize your fetish $$

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

Shai-Hulud!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago

I could do this with my eyes closed

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 13 hours ago

In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 12 hours ago

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?