this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

This... doesn't need to exist. Therefore, I am pleased it does exist. PLEASED, I say.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 days ago

IKEA's meatball factory

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Thank you for the Geocities fire text. It hit the spot.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Oh my gosh OwO you can't just ask a horse why they got no bones

[–] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I think they just soak it in vinegar.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Bred for plinko

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

Gotta make glue somehow

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I admit I have not tested this myself, but I'm quite sure that most horses can't move their legs like that.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plinko them enough and they can

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Also their legs at notoriously fragile, at least the inbred racing ones are.

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Oh no... Tumblr is leaking... Evacuate NOW!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In regards to Mitch McConnell, I read a new phrase, "bone soup". It's how doctors refer to an elderly person who undergoes CPR. All I'm saying is fuck Mitch McConnell, I hope he's dead.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

If he is indeed bone soup, I hope he's wide awake with zero anesthesia.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i know it looks bad but he actually likes this

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to imagine that the pegs are coming out of the floor and I’m watching this from above.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I like to imagine the same, but it's two people in a horse costume and they forgot to cut eye holes

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 2 days ago

and both of them think they're the head

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

Source engine:

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its ok people, the horse is hamas.

do you condemn the horse?

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your Honor..... League of Legends

horse plinko

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

James Baxter!

[–] horse@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago