BenderRodriguez

joined 5 days ago
[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

Like the Black Panther?

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 3 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

spoilerTHEY DO

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 9 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

Sorry? Hell naw. Double down. Make it their fault. Get even more mad than them. Brandish your gun. Then brandish your second gun. Fire a warning shot towards their vehicle. Finish your beer in case you need to get out of the car. Challenge other driver to fisticuffs. Lose. Go home and explain to wife why you lost another fight. Get sad. Go to bar. Get really drunk. Pass out on stoop of the Wayne County Building. Miss work for the 3rd time this month. Get fired. Get kicked out of house by wife. Move into bachelor apartment. No artwork on walls. Only Kroger brand bread, condiments, and cheese slices in fridge. See kids every other weekend. Start going to AA meetings on a whim. Find new job. Hit the gym. Find new hobbies. Meet new girlfriend. Come to terms with faults and find peace through meditation and mindfulness. Experience growth. Drive to work one day. Accidentally cut a guy off. Double down...

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Under Kash Patel, I'd be surprised if the FBI could unlock a Mime's door, let alone a phone.

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (6 children)

You can lockdown an Android phone too. At least I can on my Pixel 8a.

Because no one wants to see their fanfic, furry, anime, drawings.

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There's the serious answers here, but it makes you think. What weight am I carrying that I could just toss off my back and run free?

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago

If you look in the second column, it seems these are all bullshit. This was from August of last year. If you ask me they faked these, included it on purpose to make any other claims seem illegitimate.

view more: next ›