Misconstruing how language works isn't an argument for what an existing and established word means.
I'm sure that argument made you feel super clever but it's nonsense.
I sourced by definition from authoritative sources. The fact that you didn't even bother to verify that or provide an alternative authoritative definition tells me all I need to know about the value in further discussion with you.
Despite what everyone around you is saying it's not absolutely necessary to drive. People manage this in all areas across America.
Don't drive again until you're ready. That may be a few weeks, it could be a decade, possibly never again.