Dookieman12

The horse rectum and anus are a marvel of engineering. Together, they're capable of expelling waste, segmenting waste, and cleaning themselves, with one contraction performed by a single muscle.

As the sphincter contracts, it pushes out the waste, while also tightening to divide the waste into precisely segmented portions. If you weigh the individual pieces of waste, they weigh the same, within only a half ounce or so of each other.

After the waste is expelled, before the sphincter relaxes, it squeezes the rectum in the direction of the anus, effectively cleaning the rectum of any remaining waste.

This design has been replicated mechanically and applied to countless manufacring processes. Just about any time some amount of fluid needs to be precisely portioned out on an assembly line, it uses a device that was designed to be basically a mechanical version of a horse's asshole because it does such a good job of dispensing consistent quantities while minimizing waste, requiring very little maintenance and upkeep, and being very simple to build.

Ew, gross. My condolences. Glad it was your first place and not your current place.

Cool community, cool posts. I can see myself lurking there, but probably not posting very much. I like shitposting and they seem to prefer more effort than what normally goes into your average shitpost

No, you're calling it wrong, then describing the same thing using different words and asserting that your description is right and the other is wrong. Whether you say "metal conducts electricity" or "metal attracts electricity" doesn't matter when the idea you're expressing is, "electricity can be expected to go where metal is."

Either way, I don't have the time or the inclination or be pedantic with strangers on the internet regarding matters I already understand and ultimately don't matter.

Good luck to you 👍

Hey, that's not true! Everybody knows landlords only use white paint

You can keep describing it in different, more technical terms if you want, all you're doing is making yourself more correct, not making me less correct.

Of course you and I know "attract" isn't the correct technical term, but that's the term OP used and there's nothing wrong with adjusting your message to communicate the same idea using words your audience will understand.

A lay person thinking "electricity is attracted to metal" still holds an accurate mental model of what can be expected. OP wanted to know if their mental model was correct, not whether they used the correct terminology to describe it.

Fine, I'll talk. It would be a smear campaign. My pap-py said so

Thank you

So much gold, ought to rename it to "the piss house"

Maybe. I'm referring to the metal plate with the numbers on it. If OP is referring to the little sticker in the corner of the plate with the year on it, I've never heard of that being stolen, and stealing it wouldn't even accomplish anything, at least not in the US.

Every sticker I've gotten also has the plate number written on it. The sticker is a different color every year too so you can't cut the year off a random sticker and stick it over your own.

Not to mention, no cop is going to rely on what the sticker says, they're going to run the plate through their computer and act based on what it says.

You can have every bit of it. I won't bother you for none.

Good shower thought, bad shitpost