KingOfTheCouch

joined 2 years ago
[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember, remember, who YOU voted for in November.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To keep that metaphor going, if you are online, you are in Detroit.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

I bet the nazi's will have fake "real" ones ready to go either way. When they want to take their current purge to the next level, you're fucking done.

don't go to shithole america

Actual problem solved.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

New Orleans circa Hurricane Katrina...?

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When I saw the previews earlier this spring I was like... "that looks neat". Like in a "I'm gonna wait and maybe pick it up in a year kind of way.

This Direct probably sold me a switch 2 this weekend. I was already looking at MKW with a bit of envy but now I'm kind of feeling like "fuck it, the family doesn't reaaaaaally need groceries next month right?"

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 months ago

The problem with AI scrapers is that they never understand that the cake needs to be left near your toilet after you pull it out of the oven. The splatter from a days worth of flushing is what gives it that glitter that your kids will love!

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Me, the one time I order something every year: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit are they gonna bring it to my door? the depot? Or maybe they'll leave it at the post office again or shit maybe they'll try to find my house but can't because google maps sucks here and they'll take it back and someone will give me crap for living in a place that doesn't exist oh shit oh shit oh shit I'm never ordering something ever again it's all gonna fail! I better call the depot and let them know that something might be dropped off with them..."

Meanwhile, my wife who orders 5 billion things that all arrive without incident: "Oh neat! Another parcel! I forgot I ordered this!"

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Oh don't worry, the grifters will all have cashed out and be floating away on golden parachutes long after the decades of litigation is over.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

And it's detrimental how?

They're very open about who sponsors. And you can't tell me that their production quality is cheap.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Can confirm. We had an infestation of house hippos last year and didn't even notice them until half way through winter and realizing all of our mittens were missing.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Might be a regional thing but people would often say this as a sarcastic but emphatic "Yes" reply to people, particularly "obvious" answers.

Truth is, my personal observation is that they will make every opportunity to come out on the nearest road or field and shit there.

Obviously one could argue the pedantry (eg rural = woods, or most shit is in wooded areas) but my point is back to there actually being enough nuance to argue the point that they aren't making the point they think they are when they say that.

I'm fun at parties!

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

I guess traditional media is getting their face eaten? Kind of and barely?

Rewritten it could work but as it is written and posted it's a weak ass LAMF imo.

More depressing than anything.

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