Maxxus

joined 2 years ago
 

I’ve got a cup of coffee and a dream to make it through this day.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?

Get out of here.

 
 

Power of voodoo (who do?)

 

I always end up with hot juices running down my face.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Funnily enough, I have been rested for ADHD by professionals. Not even borderline.

The test itself is an ADHDer’s nightmare. First they ask you to look at a few pictures, then you take a 250 item questionnaire, where some of them are the same, just worded slightly differently, then they ask you specific questions about the pictures you looked at 250 questions ago.

 

Sometimes an inner monologue isn’t just a single patronizing voice, but a cacophony of interconnected intuitions that spawn action and art ex nihilo in ways that are ineffable.

No? Just me? Nevermind, I’ll be over there.

 
 

They pussied out at the last minute.

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Crying is a free action (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Inspired by a recent 196 post

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Impress Me (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

I am definitely comfortable naked around people more than they are comfortable around me naked.

 

In today’s economy, it might be better to look for something electric.

 

196 just ain’t the same since it switched instances

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