I think they are deliberately trying to anger and not just being incompetent.
Why are they doing this? There's money to be made with this somehow, and it has to be a LOT of money, so obviously the USA is planning to fuck them over financially in some bigly fashion.
Seizing every nation's accounts would be my best guess, but I thought Trump would lose so what do I know.
So, Musk and Bezos and Saudi Arabia? My top 3 suspects