CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
I CANT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THIS
THERE'S A PICTURE OF A CAT ON IT SO IT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE TRUE!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH CHRIS CARLSON THAT IS A WONDERFUL RENDITION OF ME
MONGO LOOK SOMEONE MADE ART OF US ISN'T IT JUST ADORABLE?
I ALWAYS TELL CARL HOW MANY FANS HE HAS, BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TOO BUSY IN THE BATHROOM OR HIS SAPPER'S TABLE.
IT'S WEIRD. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DIRECTLY FROM ONE TO THE OTHER.
I THINK HE HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TOO KIND
Book 8
THAT SNAKE BITCH HAD IT COMING. I WISH IT WAS MORE THAN A VERBAL BEAT-DOWN BUT I WAS OUTSIDE OF THE ENHANCEMENT ZONE.
ALSO ALL THAT UNAUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE WAS OBSCENE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KEEP USING PICTURES OF MY BUTT LIKE THAT. MONGO IS APPALLED.
(Please mark spoilers thank you 💜)
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
THIS INSULT TO MY CATHOOD CANNOT STAND
I BET YOU'RE A DOG YOURSELF
OR WORSE
A COCKER SPANIEL
CARL'S FRIEND SAM USED TO LISTEN TO SOME REALLY LOUD MUSIC LIKE THIS.
I NEVER LIKED IT.
WONDERWALL WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.
EVERYONE SHOULD SING TO THEIR CATS. MISS BEATRICE DID IT FOR ME AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT
OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER
(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I've read in a very long time.
The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world's population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a "world dungeon game show" for the universe's entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.
It's funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.
In terms of literary value, it's got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they're pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.
It's a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend's cat. It's great.)
CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT'S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG'S SHOULDER?
MONGO IS APPALLED!
OH RIGHT HES FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE DR EVIL AND THE LADY FROM THAT ANNIE MOVIE BEAT UP FERGUS FROM PITCH PERFECT
I LIKE HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE FERDINAND WITH A BETTER HAT
(I'm bad at her movie thing but I tried my best ok)
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES
ESPECIALLY TORTISESHELL PERSIANS LIKE MYSELF
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I AM YELLING CARL