She's an absolute cunt.
TastyWheat
Should've been a Trash icon
I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off
Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.
That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.
I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.
There's already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it's a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.
Keeping to the car analogies, they're like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.
Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.
Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?
Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done
I'd lean more towards the stray.
Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.
Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.


What an absolute legend. Fuckin hero.