This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...
charonn0
I'd rather be guilty of that than of being the ones who rejected them.
It's clearly haunted.
Noo-clee-ar... wessels
Probably not criminal trespassing, since they are the owner of the property. It may fall under tenant harassment, unauthorized entry, constructive eviction, or other laws that pertain specifically to landlord/tenant relations.
Check to see if there are any local tenant's rights or advocacy groups in your area that offer free legal consultations. They'd be able to advise you on the local tenant's rights laws and whether they apply to your situation.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
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There's no plausible deniability with oil down the drain. The landlord would just bill you for the damage.